Married Life, a poem

#!/usr/bin/perl
# inspired by a colleague, who pointed out
# wives might prefer Perl to their husbands,
# considering the superior aptitude of the former
# over the latter to DWIM.
# Married Life, a poem
my $dear;
time for our $talk;
my $patience = pop;
warn "so, this is is the deal:";
    END { sleep }
    do $chores;
    open $door and goto $store and buy( $milk )
    or die;
select $wisely;
__END__